Some of My Favourite Jokes.
There are a lot of jokes. And everyone has different opinions on each of them. For example, 'Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!' For someone who hasn't heard this joke before, it would be hilarious, but since I've heard this joke hundreds of times, it's not funny anymore.
Knock Knock Jokes:
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!
Will you remember me in a year?
Will you remember me in a month?
Will you remember me in a week?
Will you remember me in a day?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? See, you forgot me already!
Riddle: What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg
Riddle: What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge
Riddle: What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future
Riddle: A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Answer: He was bald.
Riddle: What gets wet while drying?
Answer: A towel
Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Answer: All the people on the boat are married.
Riddle: A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Riddle: What gets bigger when more is taken away?
Answer: A hole
Riddle: What can you catch, but not throw?
Answer: A cold
Riddle: What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
Answer: A stamp
And these are some funny joke. Most of these weren't made by me. If you have any jokes or riddles please comment them down below.